Posts Tagged ‘Pinstripes’

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November 6, 2009

The beetle has not returned since yesterday. A friend of mine emailed to say it was a cricket. He is wrong. He’s too crazy looking (the beetle, not my friend). I actually saw some sort of grasshopper downtown a few weeks ago and was taken aback. One, because it was in the CBD; two, because he was big; three, I didn’t know arthropods were big Christian Lit readers. This guy was repeatedly jumping against the window of a Christian bookstore.

Also, my six-legged friend out on the terrace is not a cricket; crickets are more oblong and only their back legs arch. this guy has broad shoulders, a distinctively separate head, and crazy legs. If you look at the scientific classification of both beetles and crickets, they diverge after Class. I was never very good at science of any kind, so let’s hear something from someone with at least a high-passing grade in high school biology. I’m sure he’s some sort of long-horned beetle. He was back yesterday but I don’t see him this morning.

Also, I’ve added some photos from the Robert Randolph show. Check out the Easter Bunny playing guitar, and a (slightly edited) pic of our costumes. Yesterday’s post has a Yankees poll, and we still don’t have a car. However, I went back to Elm Fork with my Yankees-fan neighbor and I managed to put up a 22 on the skeet range. Still not above the 23 average I’d like, but it’s improvement. We’re going back with his wife’s sister and brother-in-law next week, so I’ll be sure to put up a 24.

This post will seem bland without an image, so here’s another shot of our lush hanging garden in the ruddy, waning light of an autumnal sunset.

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The sun setting over a verdant Dallas copse

A Happy Dallas Yankee

November 5, 2009
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Laying Waste to Philly's Dreams

Way back when, in ’96, my brothers and I were offered two tickets to a fall game one night when my folks were out of town. I, as the youngest and having a lot of homework, did not attend. My brothers, never ones to neglect their baby bro, brought back a Tino shirt for me and I have worn it – despite the fact that it is huge on me and makes me look 14 – with great pride and only in key situations. I have not donned it all season except for the two games I attended at the great new Yankee Stadium. With the Core Four of Jeter, Pettitte, Jorge, and Mo playing in Game 6, I felt that the spirit of someone as classy as Tino Martinez would help. I wore my Martinez shirt for good luck, and it worked.
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I watched the game last night with a fellow New Yorker who lives in the building. His TV is a 52″ LCD, where ours is 15″ something-or-other. Seriously, I think the picture-in-picture on his screen is larger than our glorified Viewmaster. My neighbor, being neighborly, invited me over to witness Game 6 on an exceptional piece of electronics, as well as to enjoy some burgers, beer, and Bronx camaraderie.

His wife had a couple of friends over, one from Queens, originally, and the other from “way south Jersey”, clearly a Phillies “fan”. It is difficult to watch an important game with someone who is a casual fan. However, it is worse to watch a game with a casual fan of the opposite team, who insists they know more about the game than you do. When Tex got tagged by a pitch, she told me “he stands all over the plate.” I asked her how she could say that when Utley is a notorious plate-crowder (and has led the league in HBPs). She says “No, Teixeira and A-Rod crowd the plate more. Trust me.” Oh. OK. She also called Jorge a whiner, but I’m not going to start getting all negative here. At 7-3, she headed home and we watched the finale in relative peace.

Andy didn’t pitch brilliantly, but he was confident and unflappably so. There is no one else I’d rather have pitching. Meanwhile, Damaso Marte was an unsung hero, ripping strikes and getting all fired up. Of course, when the doors open in the outfield, and Mariano, glove held in his pitching hand, trots onto the field and starts running to the mound, and the first licks of ‘Enter Sandman’ play, I get goosebumps every time. It’s then that you realize that he is the greatest of all time.

When the Yanks won in ’98, I got a call that Friday in the morning from a friend of mine who was going down to the parade. It was a Friday and, well, I had school. I figured my parents would never let me go, but I asked all the same. My dad thought for a moment and said “Sure, why not, how often does this happen?” Of course, the Pinstripes would post two more championships in the next two years, but we didn’t know that. I headed downtown where we got front row spots in the Canyon of Heroes and, when I saw Tino almost half a mile down the street, I started a chant. By the time he was in front of us, I’d started thousands upon thousands of people chanting his name. There were so many fans there that day, that it took over an hour once people started leaving just for us to get down the side street to the avenue. I left my house that morning around 7:30am, and didn’t get to school until well after 3:30, late for practice. The Yanks won that series in four games against San Diego. Who was the winning pitcher in that final game? Andy Pettitte. Who was the closer? Mo.

The hardest part about watching the game was being unable to go to Luke’s for the celebration. Dallas is not much of a baseball town, so my night ended with beers at home. Nonetheless, I was thrilled by Matsui‘s performance and happy to see another Yankee class-act get justly honored.

In respect to the Yanks, I’ve altered the blog header. And below, Sterling’s call.

Even the Beetles are Bigger in Texas

November 4, 2009

You read that right. They got big bugs here. It may be that they also love Rubber Soul more in the Great State of Texas than they do elsewhere, but right now, I’m talking creepy-crawlies.

We recently got some plants for our terrace. They’re really nice; they add a bit of color.

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Country Livin’

But since then, we seem to be popular. Granted, I sit at this window all day and see all sorts of bugs go by: flies, bees, moths, ladybugs, and for some reason, a lot of hornets. I don’t know why, but there is clearly a wasps’ nest nearby. One of them got in here one morning, and I was not pleased.
I caught him and let him go, but you’d have thought I was wrangling a cobra the way I was sweating.

So why does this guy keep coming back? And can anyone tell me what he is?

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Godzilla!!!

He’s slow-moving and persistent. He first flew over and landed on the window. I pounded on it a couple of times (it’s double-paned) and he took off. The next day, there he was flying around, eventually landing right on the terrace. I watched him for a while then finally swept him off with a recently purchased Walmart broom, and he flew across the street. Not an hour later he was back.

He, or she, doesn’t seem interested in the plants, but maybe these little guys stuck to the windows are aphids and thus the appearance of ladybugs (who I like, everyone does), and then maybe this bruiser likes to eat them. I don’t know, but he’s big. At least, he’s big for a bug in the city.

Remember, I’m a New Yorker. I’ve seen cockroaches as big as rats, rats as big as cats, cats as big as dogs and, OK, fine those were mountain lions, but still. I’ve seen some nasties in my day – centipedes and ants and spiders of all sorts. Why is this guy bothering me? Cuz he’s a huge freaking beetle and I’m just blocks away from Downtown Dallas. Perhaps he came from a construction site across the way. Maybe he’s migratory and just likes the view. Maybe he was dumped in the sewer and someone spilled some radioactive ooze down there and he was trained by a humanoid rat to become a master of martial arts. We’ll see.

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Ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind.

Image (C)1987 Murakami Wolf Swenson Productions.

There are more important things to worry about tonight, namely beating the Phills. Go Yankees.

Robert Randolph at the Dallas House of Blues

November 1, 2009

Friday, I was basically waiting for the Stars game to come around, checked my email and saw an update from the Robert Randolph and the Family Band site saying that the band was coming to Dallas on Halloween. I’m not much of a fanboy, per se, and I hate signing up for updates like that, but if you’ve ever seen a RRFB show, you’ll know they are electric, often hilarious affairs.

After a few quick emails to gauge interest, I headed over to the House of Blues to buy tickets (and avoid a Ticketmaster surcharge) and was ready to pay $22.50 for SRO tickets. SRO at the House of Blues means no seat, but you get to stand right up against the stage and have easy access to the bar.

Doors opened at 8pm and I rushed my companions to get there around 8:45 or so. Around 9:15, Black Joe Lewis came on. BJL comes out in jeans, a dark t-shirt and a baseball hat. His five-piece band is comprised of five skinny white guys in skinny jeans, white shirts, and horned-rimmed glasses. Joe wails like a cross between James Brown and Lou Rawls. The horn section is a nice touch and adds a great funk/soul vibe to songs with names such as ‘Sugarfoot’ and ‘Big Booty Woman.’

After a decent set, Joe Lewis leaves and the HoB finally starts to fill. Clearly, these people knew about the opening act, unlike me. About a third of the crowd in the pit were dressed up, including one great one of balloon boy.

RRFB finally came on stage sometime after 10:30 (Game 3 was on and the band is from NJ, so I’m sure they were kicking it backstage, watching Pettitte and the Yanks take care of business).

Robert was in a white suit and fedora, a la Smooth Criminal. Danyel was rocking the red Thriller get-up, including a sick jeri-curl wig.

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Danyel, the thing with 40 eyes.

Likewise, Marcus was pushing the 80′s style with a Beat It costume. Jason Crosby, the keyboardist was wearing a large black fedora, stringy black wig, and white surgical mask. The guitarist (not sure who it was) wore a military-style jacket that MJ used to wear.

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The band started out with “Thriller”, heading right into their own “Nobody.” Along with some of their best-known songs, including “Good Times” and “I Need More Love”, the band played “Man in the Mirror” and did the usual “Ladies Night” where they pull girls from the audience to dance on stage, as well as some later songs where they bring amateurs up to play guitar. This was particular funny this time as the first guy they pulled up was, well, not good. He was joined on stage my a Ricky Ricardo lookalike, complete with mini-conga. When Robert asked him to leave, the guy said, “but I’m from South America!” He batted the mini-drum for a few bars before he and the strummer got hauled off by HoB security. A guy was actually hauled up onstage who could play the pedal steel (see below).

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The Easter Bunny (and unknown guest) plays at the House of Blues during Robert Randolph and the Family Band Halloween concert.

Finally, another guy was pulled on stage… dressed in a full Easter Bunny costume. It took a minute to get the guitar strap over this enormous ears and head, but he got set, found out what key they were in, and kicked ass. After the finale, as the band threw their various picks and drumsticks into the band, I saw one fingerpick arch slowly into the blue light of the stage. Unfortunately, Betsy had been buying Jameson shots, and I’d been downing Shiners like they were running out of the stuff, so the pick bounced of my palm and skittered away.

Incidentally, I was wearing a captain’s hat, blazer, ascot tie, and white pants. Betsy was in a tennis skirt and polo. Only two people figured out that we were Judge Smails and Lacy Underall.

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A nice change from dreary old Manhattan

I guess you need something blatant or timely. Our companion was Mr Chow from the Hangover, and looked the part, but the real spectacle was on stage, so I wasn’t too worried about how we appeared.

We wandered out, hitched a ride with our friend to get some food at Cafe Brazil on Cedar Springs. as it’s a notoriously gay neighborhood, the costumes there were excellent, and my open shirt, silk tie, and nautical theme got a few quiet cat-calls, despite being accompanied by a blonde girl in a tennis outfit.

Drunk and hungry, we ordered quite an array of food at 1:30am. Biscuits and gravy followed by migas for me. It was an interesting, albeit satisfying, entry into the world of late-night eats in the Great State of Texas. Southern cooking meets Tex-Mex. Cafe Brazil definitely hits the spot that late (and that sauced) and thankfully, they don’t serve beer. I ordered one despite REALLY not needing it. Thanks Cafe Brazil.

Texas Flood

October 25, 2009

Today was a big day in Dallas as the Cowboys stormed to a big win at home over the Falcs, putting smiles on Dallas faces. However, the real storm was coming in from the North. The day started slightly overcast but was warm and humid. By evening, the sky was ominous. What usually looks like this:

The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see...

The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see...

was socked in with fog.

Dark clouds are rollin' in...

Dark clouds are rollin' in...

As the sun went down, I battened down the hatches and got ready to watch the Giants and the Yanks. Big Blue was up against Arizona while the Pinstripes played Game 6 of the ALCS against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of California West Coast Pacific Rim.

While columns of rain dragged across the city and pounded the empty streets below, thunder boomed past the window like trucks on a freeway. The lightning was about the best show I’ve seen. The landscape means the storm came in unimpeded and so, lightning cut huge fissures in the night sky with a strobe-like frequency.

The tempest lasted longer than the Giants who have, of late, been full of sound and fury, but the natural fireworks did not outshine Andy Pettitte and the Yanks. I must admit, even as a die-hard Yanks fan, I can see that the World Series is between two pretty detested teams. This would be like a Cowboys-Raiders Superbowl: unless you love the teams, you hate ‘em.

Go Yanks.